Awful Math Innuendo

Hysterically (to some) bad mathematical double entendres from Slashdot:

hey baby, I'll be your derivative so I can be tangent to all your curves
Wouldn't you rather be normal to her zeros?
Maybe if her zeros were over my pole
ask her if she wants to see the rate of change of your natural log.

I just watched "Bringing Out the Dead".


"Actually" is the 338^th most popular English word. I still hate it.

We are all bad. Some are worse than others.

Son of Star Wars fails miserably. Should we be happy?