ratchet up the failure
No, seriously. You need to add yourself to my guestmap. Just do it so I can stop bugging you about it.
Now that you've done that (and you have, haven't you?) I can tell you about other stuff.
My stolen wallet contained my driver's license, the only real ID I have. So when Fabrizio and CO. invited me to go out tonight, I had to decline because most bars (where we'd eventually end up) ID. Also, how the hell am I supposed to get a new one? I stupidly kept my Social Security Card in my wallet, too (hey, you always know where it is (until your wallet gets stolen)). Also, I'd like to go buy some Orange Sunkist right now but my debit card was in there. Fuckity fuck fuckeroo.
Also, the friendly people at Ameritech sent me a nice email confirming the phone service they say has been set up -- it hasn't. They usefully included a phone number at which to reach them should there be any problem. Oh, wait! I can't call them to tell them I have a phone problem because I have a phone problem. It's like not being able to find the light switch in a dark room...
John Copic is visiting family in Cleveland and I'd like to go see him there but I now have to save for a new bike. Who knows when the hell I'll be able to see him again? Maybe Christmas. This robbery is nothing catastrophic, just increasingly inconvenient. Hey, I need to learn patience anyway, right?
Now that you've done that (and you have, haven't you?) I can tell you about other stuff.
My stolen wallet contained my driver's license, the only real ID I have. So when Fabrizio and CO. invited me to go out tonight, I had to decline because most bars (where we'd eventually end up) ID. Also, how the hell am I supposed to get a new one? I stupidly kept my Social Security Card in my wallet, too (hey, you always know where it is (until your wallet gets stolen)). Also, I'd like to go buy some Orange Sunkist right now but my debit card was in there. Fuckity fuck fuckeroo.
Also, the friendly people at Ameritech sent me a nice email confirming the phone service they say has been set up -- it hasn't. They usefully included a phone number at which to reach them should there be any problem. Oh, wait! I can't call them to tell them I have a phone problem because I have a phone problem. It's like not being able to find the light switch in a dark room...
John Copic is visiting family in Cleveland and I'd like to go see him there but I now have to save for a new bike. Who knows when the hell I'll be able to see him again? Maybe Christmas. This robbery is nothing catastrophic, just increasingly inconvenient. Hey, I need to learn patience anyway, right?
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