1/2M and coding

Oh my God. I have been laughing so hard for the last few minutes my sides hurt. From the Slashdot poll regarding commenting code:

But the *real* comments are hidden in the apparent comments (and variable names) using steganography, and in code based on the secret names of God as handed down to me by my Goettic predecessors. This tends to raise the volume of the comments significantly.

My code is not for the unitiated! Moloch will take the eyes of him that tries to update it without hiring me as a consultant!

Example:
# Beware him that stands on the gate. Present him firstly with thistle, secondly with pine, and finally with a drop of thine own blood, which is sweet to him like wine. Also, does not do error checking. HAIL SATAN!
my $samael;
while (){
$samael = &dweller_on_the_threshold({$_});
if ($samael) {push @lyrics_of_the_fourth_sphere, $samael;}

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I'm running the Columbus Half-Marathon next weekend, incidentally.