illuminating dusty corners of my mind with flashlights of distraction

From the Patton Oswalt interview:

I remember, one of the jokes I wanted to do, this woman [at standards and practices] said, “Yeah, I don’t [know] about that.” I said, “Can I not say that on television?” And she says, “Oh, I just think it’s gross.” I said, “Well, no offense -- I don’t want to get combative -- but I don’t care how you feel about it. Can I say it?” “Well you can say it, I just don’t know why you’d want to.” “Moving on.” I don’t know why we’re having this discussion. This is my one-hour special. It’s not called “Your Feelings.” If I do a show called “Your Feelings” then you can totally give me that note.



Do not click on the picture below if you wish to save 30 minutes of your time. 74 band names are depicted somewhere in the picture. Between the two of us, Matthew and I probably covered more than 60.

via Lisa