what will they say about me?

I have become obsessed with David Lee Roth's 'Just a Gigolo'. Get it.

TORRENT of Six Feet Under - 5x03


Dear Miss Lonelyhearts

My parents have been married for 50 years, but I recently found out that they are part of an army of genetically altered polar bears planning on taking over the Earth. Since I found out, I have had trouble trusting anyone, especially if they are a genetically altered polar bear. Will I ever heal?

Thanks,
Distrusting in Detroit
McSweeney's