Friday, December 31, 2004

Porpoise, Only You Can Superstition


via boingboing



NPR's Best Songs of 2004


Katamari Damacy
Landon Proctor keeps hearing about this game

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Robert Sledge's Party

Landon Proctor wants to be an asshole until the end, too

has anyone else heard of this? looks interesting...
this image keeps not working...

I am beginning to like John Mayer against my natural inclination.

Landon Proctor will never visit here

Cleveland Museum of Art

Landon Proctor was scared by this as a child

Landon Proctor will stand on the shoulders of giants

Landon Proctor loves the hane

Radiohead - Like Spinning Plates
Landon Proctor didn't guess it

Got to visit the Cleveland Museum of Art today with Gina and Neil. We found Betsy after a bit. I hadn't seen the Picasso room for a long time.

I still don't know what to do for New Year's Eve.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

we don't want the loonies taking over

A survey from the National Endowment for the Arts found that more than 40 percent of adults did not even average a book a year.
from the Cincinnati Enquirer



Absolutely crazy. Some guy sneaking into a job he was fired from to do work he wasn't paid for. HERE
Quoth he:
"Engineers worked after hours on their skunkworks, in addition to working full time on their assigned projects. Greg and I, as nonemployees who had no daytime responsibilities, were merely extending this tradition to the next level."

"I am lazy and I am afraid. I watch time goes by and other people move on with their lives. I wish I was dead. What can I do?"
This and much more at Not Proud

No. Seriously. Listen to it.
The genius that is Kevin Hoffman's Gunslinger
It's basically a scene-for-scene description of some cheesy sci-fi movie he saw on tv and wrote a heart-rending song about.

do you ever forget to eat?

Landon Proctor thinks logical fallacies are funny

Bittorrent link:
Thom Yorke & Jonny Greenwood: 2003-09-29, Capitol Records [flac]
via largeheartedboy

Landon Proctor likes combinatorial diagonalization

Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in: but as a rule the purchase of books is mistaken for the appropriation of their contents.
Schopenhauer

Working All Day



not Landon Proctor's president

No More 11-Hour Shifts

Landon Proctor knows he's nothing compared to water
via boingboing

I was thinking today while working about making change. I had run out of fives. I was thinking about how many ways you could arrange the people already in line so that I could make the right change for them (the right change being not handing out more than 4 ones). I figured things out when it got slow. Now that I get home I recognize the problem (Catalan numbers). Friggin' Euler.


Dollar hits new low versus euro

Have you heard about del.icio.us?

Landon Proctor knows that our AG won't tell us his middle name

Monday, December 27, 2004

I feel like I'm forgetting to do something

Trying to understand projective limits


Landon Proctor found this engaging

Landon Proctor stays for the sarcastic robot sex

how Landon Proctor feels right now

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Congratulations, John!

John got the job in Seattle. He deserved it.

Landon Proctor works on Christmas
Merry Christmas

Friday, December 24, 2004

One F*cking Complicated Payment

Garth Proctor is the penultimate Zippy

A Bad Article on a Good Topic
Landon Proctor learned about winos from Cosby

Politically Inclined Pirate Radio Station in D.C.

Christmas Letters to Christopher Walken
Landon Proctor cannot eat as many hot dogs as Walken

Thursday, December 23, 2004

partially shocking irrelevance

If you like Radiohead and hate country...
Landon Proctor loves his children

Landon Proctor is a failed star

Landon Proctor invokes the holy trinity

If a tree falls in your backyard

Washington Governor Wins by 10 Votes
Landon Proctor still things the M.O.E. says otherwise

I went to Target last night to buy a digital camera. Since it's a few days before Christmas all the employees were very busy helping the hive-like mass of customers find things. I didn't want to wait an hour to only have someone say they were out of the camera I wanted so I left without getting anything. I now regret this decision as I was awakened a few minutes ago by the large tree in my backyard crashing to the ground through countless wires attached to my house, making me think I was going to die. Surprisingly, none of the at least 10 wires were electrical, phone, or cable to my apartment. I wish I had a picture, though.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Your #1 Distraction From Existential Horror

"I may be a pretty sad person, but I don't make jokes in base 13."
-Douglas Adams on 42

Preferences Matter!
or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Power Distribution Laws
Landon Proctor prefers a hypergeometric distribution

Landon Proctor in an ascetic in training

`Massive Headache?' Buy some aspirin with your MOUNTAIN OF MONEY
Landon Proctor does not feel sorry for the new millionaire

Metaphorical Whitewash

Did you think you were being kind and inclusionary in your seasons greeting? Well, you were wrong! Little did you know that you were actually saying "Up yours, baby Jesus."

-Greg via Tom Tomorrow

Landon Proctor is the chocadile

42



Tuesday, December 21, 2004

A Wind That Passeth Away

Landon Proctor thinks Jesus is a bottomless goldmine of humor

any resemblance is purely coincidental

I saw the movie Kinsey on Monday night. It was pretty good. A tad self-righteous and moralistic ("See what bad things happen when you are sexually uninhibited!"). But for the heavy-handedness I would say it was a great movie.
Landon Proctor wishes he were less vanilla

Repetition is a form of change

Gargamel is my fav, but Merlin should win

Oblique Strategies



John may be Seattle-bound. Best of luck!

Wes Anderson interview HERE

I have to go to the Post Office. Damn.

有明や雪で作るも如来様

ariake ya yuki de tsukuru mo nyorai-sama

dawn--
with snow I make
Lord Buddha

-Issa

(to view the Japanese, have this installed)

Ironic Self-Referential Titles Suck

Monday, December 20, 2004

Hylas Publishing Acquires The Rights To Publishing Sorryeverybody
Landon Proctor is very fucking sorry
Thanks, Gina

Landon Proctor recognizes the truth that is Zippy

Landon Proctor wishes he were Patton Oswalt

Shot-for-shot recreation of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' with LEGOs HERE

Bush Says New Budget Will Cut Deficit in Half