Wednesday, August 31, 2005

clean air, shmean air

I don't have the TV like the kids do these days, so I'm not sure how well reported this is: Bush has 'temorarily' repealed some clean air laws in the wake of hurricane Katrina to help... something. HERE's the link.

I think the idea is that by relaxing air standards, we can burn dirty fuel to make up for the fuel that won't be coming out of the Gulf of Mexico for a little while. This seems like a terrible idea. Let's keep an eye out to see how long these laws are repealed.

I won't ever lock my doors/ I will trust my neighbors



I stayed over Josh's last night. My power went out Tuesday morning and I got bored so he picked me up with Josh Devaney and we got Indian food. This morning we hung out and talked a lot about music, goals, direction, etc. before he dropped me off. We may do something else together tonight.

I have been rereading Yared Nigussie and Neil Robertson's On Structural Descriptions of Lower Order Ideals of Trees.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

when do normal people sleep?

Because lately I have been going to bed sometime after they wake up.

Last night I watched the last episode of 'Six Feet Under' and it was a doozy. It messed with my head enough that I had to go take a walk for an hour afterward and sort out some feelings. Jebus, that was a great show.

I went to see 'The Aristocrats' today at the Arena Grand Theater. I rode the bike Josh has lent me for the past few weeks. After it was over, I came outside and put the key in the bike lock, turned it, and watched the key twist like a wet noodle. It was the first time I had used this bike lock of his: I've taken my bike inside with me wherever else I've gone with it. I delicately pulled out the now spiral-shaped key, and touched it to see if it was stable and it burned me. It burned me! The metal got hot enough from my twisting it that it hurt!

I started to walk home, leaving the bike there. Then I stopped, went back, and tried again. A moment's thought made it clear that if I were to leave it there, that this was going to be a big honking ordeal, with me hoofing it miles over to Josh's, finding or buying bolt cutters, finding someone at MILO to give me a ride back there. So I tried again for a while to make this awful lock work. It didn't. This was now officially a big honking ordeal.

It took me an hour of bugging handymen at MILO to turn up a set of boltcutters. Their willingness in the middle of the night to provide me, a stranger, with heavy-duty expensive equipment that could obviously be used for illegal purposes was startling and potentially stupid. When I found Josh, he was space-rocking out in his apartment with a brother-sister pair from Mars. On the way to Arena Grand I asked what kind of drugs they were on, as they were saying and playing some of the strangest things I've ever heard; "Nothing. That's how they are all the time."

It turns out he has something like five extra keys for his bike lock. Don't ask me why, it was very useful and I won't complain. After it was all over, I rode the bike to AMC's Monday night poker game, where I was too late to do anything but hang out while they finished up. It was still fun, though.

More adventures to come.

Monday, August 29, 2005

a disturbing amount of Sunkist

What is so characteristic of the transfinite is that we then go on iterating the iteration, iterating the iteration of the iterations, and so on, until somehow our apparatus buckles; and the least transfinite number after the buckling of the apparatus is how strong the apparatus was.
-W.V. Quine, Set Theory, and its logic

"Whenever you see a child playing with an electronic toy, smash it to bits, and tell them about the tracking device inside, once they've stopped crying."
-Last Will and Testament of Ptrick W. Dunkler, Conspiracy Theorist

I am about to watch the series finale of Six Feet Under, the only television show that ever consistently inspired me to think deeply. I'd miss it more, but in some sense it helped show me how to let things go more easily.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

truthsicle

except from AIM conversation with my wonderful sister, Kendra Proctor

"Lady, I ain't got time to do things wrong. Enough things go wrong just trying to do things right!"
-Overheard In New York

Giant Steps is one of Landon Proctor's favorite songs

support reality!

I woke up disgustingly late today, felt like hell and called in sick to work. I slept something like 12 hours and I'm already tired again. There was a Big Lebowski showing down the street at Studio 35 but I didn't make it. Maybe I'll go tomorrow.

Instead, I went out with Josh to see a bunch of bands play at a farm in Pataskala. A lot of people from MILO came. Some of the bands sucked, naturally, but some were fun. Afterward Josh wanted to watch Oldboy at my house (I downloaded it last year sometime and burned it to DVD).

Landon Proctor has been touched by his noodly appendage

I love stories about insanely dedicated people. People like Wittgenstein, Erdos, Charlie Parker, Epictetus, who give up normal life. They exchange the comforts I crave for a relentless pursuit of perfection. I wish I had their kind of determination and unswerving resolve. I tend to try and then give up when it's too hard.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Landon Proctor gets the truth

Fab called today. He's in Pennsylvania somewhere. He said something to the effect of, "Didn't I mention that I was travelling?" No. You didn't. But that's OK, Fab. That's why we love you. He also gave me a series of connected problems that I solved while at work today. I'm now trying to figure out the appropriate generalization to higher dimensions. The problems have to do with a collection of line segments intersecting at a single point and integer values associated with each end of each line subject to the following constraints:
(1) the two numbers on each line sum to the same value, call it S.
(2) adjacent numbers going around the circle have a common difference, call it D.

That is, if we call the values going around the circle a0, a1, ... , a2n, then we can rewrite the constraints as:
(1*) ai + ai+n = S for all i
(2*) |ai - ai+1| = |a2n - a0| = D for all i

A simple case:


My problem is that now that I've solved the problems, I'd like to generalize. If we think of a line segment as a simplicial complex of dimension 2, then numbering the endpoints is just labelling simplices of dim 1. The obvious thing to do is look at simplices of dim 3 (triangles) and label the simplices of dim 2 (edges). But how to generalize the arrangement of "in a circle?"

Friday, August 26, 2005

merely beavering away

The two cultures of mathematics
Timothy Gowers

I haven't had my long distance service hooked up again yet, so sorry for not calling everyone. If you want to talk, call me. I can take the calls, just not place them.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

I will kill you dead

Landon Proctor has never peed on anyone

I started to include speed work in my running schedule today. It makes me feel like a total novice again: side cramps, totally winded, sweaty as hell. I was telling Ryan when he was here that I'm glad, in a way, that I've been so vanilla in my running. It gives me lots of ways to improve.


"During the traffic stop, police were more likely to carry out some type of search on a male (7.1%) than a female (1.8%), and more likely to carry out some type of search on a black (10.2%) or hispanic (11.4%) than a white (3.5%)."
-excerpt from the Bureau of Justice Statistics' Contact Between Police and the Public just released

I get upset when ignorant white people who have never been discriminated against in their life assert without justification that racial discrimination is a thing of the past.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

in the future, all puns are illegal

Paro-YES-masia!

Landon Proctor thinks comics express concisely

mijika yo ya yo ya to iu koso hito mo hana

"The summer night
so brief, so brief!"
people and blossoms agree
-Issa, 1812

my weekend is now

Two days off. I forsee running, movies, guitar, and cleaning. Fabrizio is still MIA. He left for Pittsburgh on Saturday, I believe. I haven't seen him since. I hope he didn't have any finals.

Does anyone else prefer the Onion's A.V. Club to the Onion itself, or is it just me?

I have been rereading Dante's The Divine Comedy, this time with Longfellow's commentary. I am picking up a lot more this time through; there are just too many references to things I don't know about to completely appreciate it without help.

Landon Proctor might go...

Landon Proctor thinks emergent behavior is rad

Monday, August 22, 2005

Tuesday art





forecast

Laundry, reading, running, working, movie, reading.

not everything is something



I found out why I have been having trouble downloading "Six Feet Under" torrents: organizations against filesharing have been planting fakes to disrupt people like me. Thankfully, I found a way around it, but I didn't even know that there was a concerted effort against it until I looked into it.

[HINT: go to The Pirate Bay]

I received my first copy of Runner's World, a subscription to which was my birthday present from my parents. It's fun: I always thumb through it when I'm in the bookstore but I can never appreciate it because I can't get all the details from it while I'm distracted in such a busy setting. It's useful because I need to buckle down even more if I want to finish my marathon and it presents more tools.


I like my music irony-free. I like my tshirts irony-free. I think that I'm starting to reject wholesale the postmodern hipster metaironic self-satisfaction. I don't remember when it became so important to turn life into some kind of *-asterisked footnote to a reference only the coolest will get. I'm tired of out-one-lining. I'm tired of sarcasm so pervasive earnestness is now interpreted as a joke. I know that if you're not laughing you're not getting it; trust me, I'm laughing and it's hilarious. I do, however, disrespect the devaluation of engaging anything anymore. Show some spine, people! Say what you really believe without a wink.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

work, work, work

I work all weekend, so I don't have time to do much, let alone write about it.

Everyone is gone from the house. Angelo left yesterday, Fabrizio left this morning to go to a party in Pittsburgh, Ryan left this afternoon. Ryan and I had an extensive discussion about philosophy last night. It's been so long since I had an intelligent discussion with someone who cared about that sort of thing that I was surprised and refreshed. I guess not everyone is stupid. He's totally Ayn Rand-ified, though. Maybe one day he'll emerge from that tunnel and enjoy real life.

Landon Proctor dutifully worships His Noodliness

Friday, August 19, 2005

Why would a banana grab another banana?

Now that's a question I don't want to answer. Season Premiere of Arrested Development on Monday, Septemeber 19th at 8PM.

We watched The Woodsman today. Some of the guys thought it was silly but I think that there was a lot involved. It's easy to make a movie about child molestation where there's a good guy and a bad guy. It's harder to make one with less clear boundaries and a more faithful representation of the real world's shades of gray.

I slept so late today! It was so late that even though it was my day off, I felt like a bum when I got up and saw the time. I didn't know what to call my first meal, and I really didn't know what to eat for it.

Travis left after dinner. We listened to comedy all evening; Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook.

Downloading: Magnolia, an episode of Conan O'Brien, and Patton Oswalt's No Reason To Complain.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

hard to believe

It's hard to believe, but another person came to visit, independently of the others already here.

Travis and I were trying to change some hardware on my computer, but eventually decided to transfer the contents of my computer into Fabrizio's. So we're downloading some software to facilitate the process when there's a knock at the door: "Does Fabrizio Polo live here? I'm his brother." Angelo Polo decided to stop by on his way out to school in Seattle. Three guests!

We played a lot of bucket death. There was no undisputed champion, but statistically, Fabrizio seems to do best. We went to MILO and played paintball with Josh. Well, mostly we played a game where one person dressed up in painball gear and ran around outside while people on the roof tried to shoot him. It was hilarious and highly entertaining, even being the person running.

I think I have to swear off all forms of chemical recreation, since even when I try doing things lightly I still end up overdoing it. We played Set and poker before going to bed around 5AM.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

imprompu party at the Polo/Proctor house

As I rode home from work last night, Chris Cropper called out to me from a house I passed. He wanted to come over later. I agreed.

After I got home, soon Ryan and Fab returned from the grocery store to make food. Argumentative fajitas, as it turns out.

Cropper came over, we ate food and started playing bucket death. A neighbor, Justin, was wandering by, saw us through the window, and stopped in to see what the hell was going on.

Another of Fab's friends, Travis from Meadville, had called him earlier in the day to let us know he was stopping by. So soon he dropped in. It was a rare gathering of men.

There had been talk earlier in the evening of several of us running in the morning before Fab's classes. But nearing 3AM, Ryan drunkenly asserts that he wants to go running now. I humor him, but do not realize how intensely intoxicated he is until about 9 or 10 minutes after we start when he can no longer string sentences together coherently nor speak without slurring his words. I was very glad when he made it home: he's about 225lbs and I didn't feel like carrying him home.

More adventures with our two guests coming at you tomorrow!

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

more reading, running, work

Fabrizio has another visitor: Ryan Belk, brother of our last guest, Marisa. Too bad he's almost dead. That is, he's giving up math to become a law student after he gets his master's degree soon.

Before I went to bed two nights ago, Fabrizio fell asleep in the computer room, as he often does. I thought it would be nice to surprise him by playing some Bach solo violin on the computer quietly while he slept (he plays violin, and I knew that he had learned at least some of what would be played). Well, it turned out that that was a bad idea. He woke up and freaked out in the middle of the night. It gave him terrible nightmares for hours before he woke up (I had it on repeat) and when he finally did, he had a nervous breakdown. Evidently, it brought back terrible childhood memories of agonizing music training and associated feelings from the same time. But he says it's OK, though. After he freaked out and calmed down he said he really likes the music and it helped him to remember how to play a large number of things he'd forgotten. Sorry anyway, Fab.

Downloading: The Woodsman

Monday, August 15, 2005

what is with the up?

The site is called StuffOnMyCat.com and it is very important.


My near future includes: running, reading, working 6-10PM, watching The Life Aquatic tonight.

There is heavy construction going on outside of my house right now. There has alrady been one car accident because of it. Fabrizio and I have counted at least 7 or 8 car accidents on our street corner since he's moved here, incidentally.

mood mending affairs

rude offending bears
lewd apprehending stares
cooed befriending heirs
stewed distending warez


I watched The Rules of Attraction tonight after work while Fab snored. Now I can start reading the book on which it was based. Bret Easton Ellis, ho!

Bryan Arendt's band, The Sun, has a video (for their song 'Romantic Death') that needs to be seen to be believed. There's a reason it's one of the highest-rated clips on IFilm. Check it out HERE.


Downloading: Monty Pythons' Life of Brian, and Bach's partitas for solo violin.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

ratchet up the failure

No, seriously. You need to add yourself to my guestmap. Just do it so I can stop bugging you about it.


Now that you've done that (and you have, haven't you?) I can tell you about other stuff.

My stolen wallet contained my driver's license, the only real ID I have. So when Fabrizio and CO. invited me to go out tonight, I had to decline because most bars (where we'd eventually end up) ID. Also, how the hell am I supposed to get a new one? I stupidly kept my Social Security Card in my wallet, too (hey, you always know where it is (until your wallet gets stolen)). Also, I'd like to go buy some Orange Sunkist right now but my debit card was in there. Fuckity fuck fuckeroo.

Also, the friendly people at Ameritech sent me a nice email confirming the phone service they say has been set up -- it hasn't. They usefully included a phone number at which to reach them should there be any problem. Oh, wait! I can't call them to tell them I have a phone problem because I have a phone problem. It's like not being able to find the light switch in a dark room...

John Copic is visiting family in Cleveland and I'd like to go see him there but I now have to save for a new bike. Who knows when the hell I'll be able to see him again? Maybe Christmas. This robbery is nothing catastrophic, just increasingly inconvenient. Hey, I need to learn patience anyway, right?

There'll be leftovers tonight/ When company comes

Death Cab's new album just keeps getting better. I might even buy the album itself (which I never do) in addition to seeing them in concert next time around.



Kevin Hoffman - Cannibal on the Loose.mp3

The Aristocrats - coming August 19th to Drexel East here in Columbus.

Pedro the Lion (2-11-05) torrent

Download a Pedro the Lion concert TORRENT

Pedro The Lion
02-11-2005
Metro
Chicago, IL

Source: Telex SE-50 Cobalt Blue Mics > Denecke PS-2 > Denecke AD-20 > Sony TCD-D8

Transfer: Sony TCD-D8 > Edirol UA-1D > Audacity > CD Wave > Flac Frontend

Taped by Hammerhorror.
Uploaded by Hammerhorror.

Setlist:

01. Of Minor Prophets And Their Prostitute Wives
02. Penetration
03. Never Leave A Job Half Done
04. Foregone Conclusions
05. Bands With Mangers
06. Magazine
07. I DO
08. Keep Swinging
09. Start Without Me
10. Simple Economics
11. When They Really Get To Know You They Will Run
12. Revolution Blues (Neil Young cover)
13. A Mind Of Her Own

A special thanks to mattmon456 for the setlist.

Low was the headliner.

Track 01 fades in due to the fact that I had intended on only taping Low this night and showed up just before Pedro started there set. All the songs from this night are here. Just the beginning of the first song is missing.
ENJOY!

Please keep seeding after your download is complete.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Eulogy for a stolen bike

My bike was stolen today from inside my house while I was home. My door was unlocked and I never heard anything. Sometime around 10PM I finally noticed it was gone. I called the police and they had someone come over but it's essentially useless. My wallet was stolen, too, but they're welcome to that. An expired driver's licence and a cancelled credit card: they're all yours, friend.

That bike was really a very useful tool. I had it since my second year at college. I used to ride out to Woodcock dam after class nearly every day in the spring while I lived at Caflisch Hall. That summer I used it to ride from Allegheny to Cleveland; just over 100 miles. I got to class almost every day from Ravine on it, sun, rain, or snow. I never even locked it up while I was inside at class: only college kids around and I'd recognize them in a minute if they tried to ride it after taking it.

In New Jersey it was my one and only form of transportation. My first of two major wipeouts on that bike occurred while coming home from work in a snowstorm and being run off the road by friendly New Jersyans. The only help I received was in the form of an exclamation hurled from a passing car, "Get off the goddamn road, stupid!"

Riding it without a coat on one freezing February day in Euclid in 2003 I developed a delicious cough that could be heard for blocks and became the bane of my family's good night's sleep. I'm sure my father never more appreciated being able to take out his hearing aid than the nearly two months I spent with an upper respiratory infection as an indirect result being "too hot" cooped up inside the house and having a great bike.

It's been all I've had here in Columbus. Classes, MILO, work, trips: all pedalled to and fro while on my dirty red Raleigh. That things was digustingly dirty, too. I never cleaned it and it showed. Eventually something would wear out or rust away and I'd dutifully replace it. But not before. The people down at the bike shop would always jokingly give me shit about taking better care of it. My brakes would be down to nothing and they'd say, "well, at least she's not totally filthy," to highlight that she was.

I used it to ride to my math conference at Denison last month, through tropical storm Dennis. I watched for more than an hour as the clouds gathered to my right while I tried to outrace it. I beat a furious pace but it didn't matter: the storm broke overhead, dropping what felt like an entire river directly onto me for the next 45 minutes. I couldn't read signs after I took my glasses off, so I had no idea that when I finally stopped for some time under a patch of tall pine trees to wait out the deluge that Denison was, in fact, 2 minutes down the road.

I've always been ridiculously paranoid about keeping it locked up. I never went into any store, class, home, or even park without locking it to something or at least itself. Several people had remarked before that they were surprised that my bike hadn't been stolen, given my willingness to leave it alone in public places. Fabrizio repeatedly commented on how nearly everyone in this neighborhood who he's met has been robbed *more than once*. Not at gunpoint (though some probably have) but break-ins. In retrospect, keeping it unlocked in my living room might not have been the best idea. Explaining the setup to the police officer I felt kind of stupid, even.

I'm not particularly mad. Just a bit melancholy reminiscing about all the fun I had with it.

They left my helmet, though. I sure hope they pick one up. Or at least come back.

more running in extreme heat

I downloaded lots of performances from Lollapalooza with bittorrent today. OK Go, Death Cab For Cutie, Arcade Fire, etc.



I tried to go to the Ben Folds concert tonight but it was sold out.



Please add yourself to my guestmap:
-you know you want to
-it takes all of 10 seconds
-do it now

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

silent sciolist

I finally called to have my phone service transferred from my old apartment to the new one. It will be set up Friday with the same number: 614.268.4957.

Before I left, I had plugged a really long telephone cord into a jack near a window in my old apartment. I ran this cord out the window, over the porch, in Fabrizio's window, and down the hallway to my phone in the new apartment. This worked for about a week before the landlord noticed and unplugged it. Since then, I have been subsisting on Fab's cell phone and semaphore.

Pedro the Lion has two demos of a new song called The Devil is Beating His Wife HERE.

I am listening to:
the new John Vanderslice album, Pixel Revolt and
the new Death Cab For Cutie album, Plans.

I think I am going to an Ethiopian restaurant, the Blue Nile, tonight.

memories of DJ Diddle

What have I been up to? Here's a list from off the top of my head:

moving in party
occasional game of Magic with Geoff
Lollapalooza
Monday nights - poker after work
reading - Dante's Inferno, Henry Miller, the Book of Job, Fraisse's Theory of Relations
Fabrizio's birthday
watched some shitty movies at AMC; e.g. do not, under any circumstances, see the Island
Columbus half-marathon on July 16th (personal best time of 1:56:40!)
avoiding drinking

I do not have the first clue how to drink correctly, so the party we had ended badly for me. Lollapalooza was almost too much cool to handle and the fun part is always the road trip. Some customer at work wanted to fight me and had to be removed. All these things will have to be given elaboration, I understand, but this is the short version and will suffice for now.

Downloading: missed episodes of Family Guy, Six Feet Under, The Rules of Attraction

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

I'm Baaa-ck!

After a month without the internets, I am now reconnected to the world. Soon, I will remember to get my phone hooked up so that people can call me, too. I have emerged from the cave! More to follow...